elliegalaxies:

a girl in my year just put this on facebook

‘whoever likes it thinks you’re lying’

SHE HAS A BABY

opensore:

how about instead of using nigga and faggot we just use old sport

(Source: magicpottybaby)

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)

(Source: -annoying)

thabazooka:

lolzpicx:

Real life pillow pet

Can I just

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: pi4nobl4ck)

pizzaforpresident:

oh my god is that man wearing crocs

wwiao:

bless her heart

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

cbiscuits:

threats are fun

(Source: keivaalyssa)