That is mistress Mills to you.: How To Ruin Your Life
Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an…
(Source: fapitalism, via darkmarked)
(Source: midnightcode, via lovethelostsoul)
- i get walked into in the hall: sorry
- i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
- i get pushed against the wall: sorry
- i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
- i get pushed out the window: sorry
- i get run over by a car: sorry
- i get murdered: sorry
(Source: epic4chan, via chocolate-covered)
(Source: , via chocolate-covered)
Makin’ my way downtown
walking fast
faces pass and I’m homebound
(Source: greedyandpoor, via chocolate-covered)
“Pro-Choice”
Gimme a break,
If you think you’re oh so righteous, use the actual term.
It’s called abortion.
It makes you “Pro-Abortion”.
I hate euphemisms for a reason.
I’m pro-abortion.
You get an abortion.
You get an abortion!
EVERYBODY GETS AN ABORTION!
(via modernmethadone)
(Source: uggsandrugs, via p-tain)
(Source: my-boyfriend-loves-me, via keta-cat)
